What we know...

	Name: Ian Age: 19 Home: Homeless Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Blond Appearances: 79 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Silent Observer Specialities: Incredible Aim [Warfare] Comments: He owns guns. Lots of guns. And anything sharp He's not a boardie, but was fooling around on the net when a lightening bolt struck. The narrator tried to warn him, but would he listen? Noooo- Shut up. Ahem. Anyway. He's just trying to survive in this insane universe.
	Name: Andre Age: 19 Home: Somewhere... it has a porch! Eye Color: Stormy Blue Hair Color: Dark Brown. Looks Black Appearances: 68 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Amiable Fun-Lover Specialities: None. Comments: A very friendly person, Andre loves to mess around and have fun. He's a fan of Spiderman, to the point of morphing him. He's a Christian; he's died, but apparently it wasn't his time, so he was sent back. He couldn't, can't, and never will teleport worth jack. Recently, all of his powers were wiped out in a battle with an evil Mage.
	Name: James McFarlen Age: 20 Home: Workshop Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Black Appearances: 62 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Typical Inventor-Dude Specialities: Technical Skills - Master. [Tech] Comments: He's a half Dwarven Scot. No, his mum wasn't a giant. Somehow a dwarven gene in him got switched from "short" to "tall"
	Name: Lan Age: 18 Home: Home Office Eye Color: Green Hair Color: Red Appearances: 56 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Geek Specialities: Psionic [Mental] Comments: He seems to be your typical computer geek, but appearances are decieving. Don't ever try to fight him with his Psi blade. Yeah, it might seem like a light saber, but it's run by the psionic energy of the user's mind, giving it... advantages.
	Name: Liora Age: 7 Home: Real Life Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Brown Appearances: 30 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Little Girl Specialities: N/A Comments: This prococious little girl was looking at a Commander Keen site when she also was mysteriously swooshed away to this universe. Apparently sought after for no given reason.
	Name: Unknown Age: Unknown Home: Unknown Eye Color: Unknown Hair Color: Unknown Appearances: 22 Status: Dead	Stereotype: Mysterious Evil Counselor Specialities: Evil Magic [Evil] Comments: Nothing is known about this enigma, save that he was powerful in the Dark Arts, and well-learned. He was Jet's evil counterpart (for the duration of his appearance). Nothing more is known. And, apparently nothing more will ever be known, cause he's dead. Yes, that's right, DEAD. And he's going to stay that way. It was a rather interesting accident/divine intervention that happened here.
	Name: Josoph Coolidge Age: Unknown Home: Unknown Eye Color: Unknown Hair Color: Unknown Appearances: 17 Status: Dead	Stereotype: Sidekick Specialities: Pilot [Tech] Comments: Cheerful and technically knowledgible, he helped James fight the Mercenary Fleet because he had nothing better to do, and it looked fun. He died setting off a Toaster's Self Destruct Sequence.
	Name: Jet (Josh's Evil Twin) Age: 18 Home: Unknown Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Brown Appearances: 14 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Evil Mastermind Specialities: Matter-shaping, Flow Weaving. [Magic] Comments: And he makes the list! Not much is known about him except that he's an Evil Twin to some "goody two-shoes" named Josh. For some odd reason, he looks exactly like Andre. Which is wierd, 'cause the last genetic link they had was over 17 generations ago. Currently, he's in charge of a Mercenary Fleet that he inherited by Murder.
	Name: Teresias Age: 41 Home: Not-so-Evil Lair Eye Color: ??? Hair Color: Brown Appearances: 6 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Evil Mastermind Specialities: Kilting [Evil] Comments: This Scottish dwarf is James' da, but he disowned James when he wouldn't give up his friends for the Cause. The Cause, in Ter's case, is the kilting of the entire world. He will not be satisfied till every last person on the planet wears a kilt! Maybe not even then...
	Name: Jerri Age: 20 Home: Unknown Eye Color: ??? Hair Color: Brown Appearances: 5 Status: Alive	Stereotype: Friend Specialities: Unknown [Good] Comments: This new girl on the block apparently isn't - she seems to know Andre and his crew well enough to be good friends. Looks like she's here to say, folks.